Jesus Christ, what is wrong with me? I'm officially in love with a senior citizen, and I don't care. I think that's the first time that's happened.
Well, who gives a shit. I'm a ton hotter than that Models Inc chick, lemmeetelluwhat.
After the restraining order is lifted maybe I'll head out to wherever he is and see what's up.
heheheheh. "Security! There's a blond Southerner who keeps 'bumping' into me!"